Care to guess the true meaning of my byline

[NZ All Blacks Fan]

Well boys and girls any one smart enough to figure this out?

[cold in ab]

your ex was a new zealander who liked to eat your root,you would shoot and hopefully she would leave.am i close?

[NZ All Blacks Fan]

dang cold your close

"roots" think up another word here boys
eats = well eats
shoots = correct word different meaning connects with the first word
leaves as in goes out the door