Dear Abby! (normal)

[Snowman]

I've been married for over 20 years to a very lovely woman. I have had a mistress for 19 1/2 years. I have 6 kids with my wife and 8 with my mistress. I love them both equally and couldn't bear to leave either.

My problem is that I have met another woman and think we are falling in love. She is a supermodel who travels all over the world. She just told me
she is pregnant.:leghump:

What do I do????

P.S. Hello everybody!!!

[nh33fan]

Welcome. If I were you I would get a second job to support 3 women and 15 kids. Or better yet quite your job and let the 3 of them support you. How did you find out about the site? Can you tell us a little about yourself.

[yoop]

How old is the supermodel? :leghump:

Pictures posted will probably help with Abby's reply.

[southern girl]

I've been married for over 20 years to a very lovely woman. I have had a mistress for 19 1/2 years. I have 6 kids with my wife and 8 with my mistress. I love them both equally and couldn't bear to leave either.

My problem is that I have met another woman and think we are falling in love. She is a supermodel who travels all over the world. She just told me
she is pregnant.:leghump:

What do I do????

P.S. Hello everybody!!!


BULL SHIT

If this was even true you really don't want to know what I would say.

[Abby Normal]

Dear Snowman

Consider relocating to Utah it is more scenic than Ohio. Perhaps change your name to Brigham, it will keep you young.

Eat lots of brocolli and oysters as to quote Mick Jagger I don't think you "Got that much jam"

[Alt Key]

Good Advice.....:thumb:

[Snowman]

BULL SHIT

If this was even true you really don't want to know what I would say.


You sound hot! Want to be mistress #3?:leghump:

[gje1]

Welcome Snow. You have come to the right place. Chill and I will take the wives off your hands and Penguin will raise the kids for you. Any other questions? RFLMAO C.

[Snowman]

Welcome Snow. You have come to the right place. Chill and I will take the wives off your hands and Penguin will raise the kids for you. Any other questions? RFLMAO C.

So if I'm understand you; I would get to keep the supermodel? :thumb:

[yoop]

Hey snowman! You a Yooper?:dunno:

[Snowman]

Hey snowman! You a Yooper?:dunno:


Western UP! Say ya ta duh up eh!:thumb:

[yoop]

yah, ya betcha eh! Where you at?

[workhorse]

Snowman, you know what they say about yellow snow right? The same goes for the brown snow.