southern girl

yard work yard work yard work yard work yard work it is neverendingggggggggggg

I said that to my kids and they looked at me like I was crazy, man has time changed

if down is up and up is down, which way would you be pointing :)

I need a shot not a beer!!!

I had rather listen to crickets than horns blowing

I am not wierd, I am ****ing crazy!!

because the person who created the word wanted to be annoying and put a useless "d" there :)

I just ate a nat :P

time for a smoke

trying to go the limit :)

bad oysters?? lol

don't matter as long as ur nakid :)

I think it is about time to chunky dunk

Going to be a hot week, guess I will shed about 10 pounds this week

now you know it was the cat and not the dog

Had to fire a guy and hire another ughhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was a hot day out on the ballfield

hot and sweaty, I can taste the salt on my lips

Someone please shut the door to hell! It is getting to hot outside.

LMAO Bender!!!!!!!!!!!!!